Bit windy again today ... in fact more so than yesterday ... but the sun is out, the warm 18 meter pool waits us for a gentle morning swim... our Mandrake has kept us up most of the night gently serenading us 24 hours through the night with his gentle screams of extreme pain ... along with a huge hangover. Welcome to paradise ... Bounty adverts eat your heart out !!!
Its one of those "lay in bed until you have to get up" days ... its the weekend yeah !!! but feels more like a Monday morning .... but up and awake ... just what is needed with a huge hangover ... some lovely DECAF coffee ... I MUST sort this out !!! So what delicate delights await us for breakfast .. let me see ... bread ... cheese and Salami !! oh yes ....work it girl !!! OK that's all we have - and that's all we are having then.
Its late anyway, too late to grab a breakfast somewhere else ... and we have become immune to the Salami smell that follows us around now ... as its us .. that's just as well then....
Its a sit by the pool day ... gaze at ... well the same red flag on the beach as was there yesterday - and the day before ... and fight to stand upright in the wind ... BUT ... the sun is out, its warm, and all is well...
As he day drifts along - a call is made ... we are in no physical state to meet the two Wakefield girls again tonight ... we have barely sobered up from last night and it is 4.30 pm..... so we will get a beer (hair of a rather ill dog !! ) and sit in the top veranda and watch the world go by.
Its then - when you least expect it - when everything is quiet and the hairs on the back of your neck stand on end ... its then you know ... you see dead people (6th sense ...) ..... and sure enough we did ... 2 dead people in fact ... 2 of the worst Dementors ever known ... yes it was Jane and Michelle walking past our Villa just as we were out on the balcony.
A bunny boiling in a pot came to mind... play misty for me zipped through my head ... yes it was them ... and of course we invited them in. Ah - but they cant come in ... as security tells them they have to "report to reception" and sign in as guests. Not even escorted through security gates by a Villa in the owners section. So we are in a hotel then ? We pay for everything from the hotel as we are not guests of the hotel - but suddenly we are ... or not .. or ... so again I saw another red flag .. this time not in the sand but in my temperament. We told the girls to walk trough the beach bar .. but oh no ... Mr security called his beach bar colleague to let him know that this was the plan. And as he shouted and hissed (its an African thing .. ) as the girls walked up ignoring him ... you would have thought that he had more sense than to stand outside the Villa and wait for ... Mr zero Caffeine hungover man ... but he obviously wasn't the brightest spark. He left the front of the Villa with the FULL understanding of my thoughts ... in my best Creole ...Dead people now sat in the Villa. Maybe they come to us because they want something (6th sense again) that why they haunt us !!!! YES they do ... more alcohol ... so its a couple of bottles of wine and 6 beers later before our Dementors leave. I have to escort them to reception - just in case .... (in case I am lucky enough to meet the security guard again).
Back to the Villa - throw together something from a tin and some rice ... eat and bed. Its just like being in Heaven !!!
our captors torment us with their Mandrake and the thickest security guards since the keystone cops ... and rules that have a lose - lose feel for Villa dwellers ... Yes and all this with zero caffeine !!! Tomorrow its time to sort out the Caffeine, the mandrake, and escape from Azka melia !!!No photos today - as its all a blur from start to finish !!!
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